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Hellos?

Where are the hellos? That's not the worst thing, but the images suck too. You need to spend more time on it.

Darwin7 responds:

I made this to listen to, not to prank call people.

ALPHA SECTION

Are people blind?! Post your betas in the alpha section!

Stipo responds:

I'm terribly sorry, I wasn't aware that there was an alpha section. I haven't submitted anything for about two years....

Shweet

Very clever, I can't wait for v1!

PODmedia responds:

Thankyou.

Needs more work

First of all, the music and sound effects were really annoying and too loud. So mostly, work on the sounds.

Dizimzinc responds:

true the sound can be sketchy but
you can't complaine too much can you

Sweet

I'll be playing this game alot, good work!

cableshaft responds:

When you get up to 200 hours, call me and I'll crown you "guy who's played this game the most".

But until then I've got you beat. And for at least half of those hours, the game really sucked too. :)

Cool

Nicely organized, good job.

TvP responds:

Thanks, I tried my best to make it user friendly. ^_^

3D Games?

I haven't seen any 3D games on Newgrounds, the title of these "3D" games are just "2D" games. I'd like to see an actual 3D on Newgrounds. But anyways, this beats all of the "2D not 3D" type games. Nice job. :)

estedee responds:

Thankyou!

My letter

Dear Lars,

FUCK! You have been accepted at Sir AAAAAAAHHHRHH's school of FUCKED Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 500,000,000,000-headed toad named Angelo who will show you around the campus, clean your soap bar, and scratch your balls.

Before school begins in March, you will need to go to Afghanistan. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling The Blob and Simple POOPING Spells classes.

Your lab partner will be Jennifer Lopez. She's an expert at conjuring cricket-flavored chips out of rectums of defunkitator, so we're sure you'll get along well.

We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical GRANDMAS ASS Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, Ben Affleck. We anticipate seeing you at Independence Day!

Sincerely, Mickey Mouse
School of PACKAGER

That was hilarious! ^_^

UnsidedSoftware responds:

We please ask that you only include bits and pieces, not the whole story. It ruins the fun for people who haven't played the game.

God sent chocolate down to earth but on the way down the devil added calories.

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