BlueMint's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Create Your Profile]

Needs Work

It is interesting, but it needs more work.

[Best Dress-Up EVER]

Sucks

This sucks, please add the dragging features like all the others have. Also, the girl looks retarded, her lips are too big and she needs a face-lift. And one more thing, I noticed the rating, "17+ Mild Nudity," This isn't not mild nudity, this is full nudity.

[MuayThai]

Amazing

I hope this appears on the front page, because this rocks. It's a great game!

[TvP's 9-in-1 Tutorial]

Cool

Nicely organized, good job.

TvP responds:

Thanks, I tried my best to make it user friendly. ^_^

[WW2 Soldier 3D Mission 1]

3D Games?

I haven't seen any 3D games on Newgrounds, the title of these "3D" games are just "2D" games. I'd like to see an actual 3D on Newgrounds. But anyways, this beats all of the "2D not 3D" type games. Nice job. :)

estedee responds:

Thankyou!

[Mad Libs 2]

My letter

Dear Lars,

FUCK! You have been accepted at Sir AAAAAAAHHHRHH's school of FUCKED Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 500,000,000,000-headed toad named Angelo who will show you around the campus, clean your soap bar, and scratch your balls.

Before school begins in March, you will need to go to Afghanistan. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling The Blob and Simple POOPING Spells classes.

Your lab partner will be Jennifer Lopez. She's an expert at conjuring cricket-flavored chips out of rectums of defunkitator, so we're sure you'll get along well.

We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical GRANDMAS ASS Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, Ben Affleck. We anticipate seeing you at Independence Day!

Sincerely, Mickey Mouse
School of PACKAGER

That was hilarious! ^_^

UnsidedSoftware responds:

We please ask that you only include bits and pieces, not the whole story. It ruins the fun for people who haven't played the game.